"I thought I was on this Earth to entertain people on the baseball field, which I was pretty good at. As it turns out I am here for something else and that assistant company called it predatory lending recovery. I can now show people how they can save their homes, ok?"

Lenny Dykstra

Turns out that ‘93 Phils team was full of normal, perfectly sane guys.

(Source: sportsradiointerviews.com)